Mother F%*ckin Bruins

As a life long USC fan and UCLA hater, I should have known better than to put my coveted money and gambling record on the Bruins. As a result, Little Johnny's college fund is as broke as John Starks in Game 7 of the 94 Finals. So where do we go from here? First thing Monday morning Little Johnny's mother is going to start taking back all the designer threads I bought her with my Super Bowl earnings and liquidate some capital so we can get back on next weekend's lock. I know many of you are hurting, scared, and confused, and you need a lock now. Don't despair my degenerates. This coming week I am going to crunch my numbers and straight put money in your pockets come Friday afternoon. In the meantime, Keep the Faith!!

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