If I ruled the world I would have enough money to keep J.Rocc on the Pipo payroll to deejay at the crib every Friday night. Saturday nights would be followed by Jazzy Jeff, while Sunday nights would be reserved for the cool-out and DJ Spinna. While I'm in the business of ruling the world, I'd also use my power to commission the writers from the Sopranos and The Wire to write new episodes that would air on Wednesday and Thursday nights. What about Monday and Tuesday nights? Well, somebody has got to pay for all of this. Those would be work nights.